Bunga Joke

Here's a joke about 3 white explorers that get taken prisoner in the jungles of africa. I hope you like this joke.

There's these 3 white explorers looking for artifacts when they stumble upon a primative tribe. The tribe captures them and throws them all in a bamboo cell.

After about 1 hour the tribal leader comes up to the first white man and ask's:

WHITE MAN DO YOU WANT DEATH OR BUNGA?

The white decides really quick that he doesn't want to die and take's bunga.

So the tribe pulls him from his cell and butt fucks him brutally. When their done the tribal leader goes up to the second white man and ask's:

WHITE MAN DO YOU WANT DEATH OR BUNGA?

The second white is a little freaked out by what he just saw happen to his buddy, but he also decide's he doesn't want to die so he chooses bunga.

So the tribe pulls him from his cell and just opens his bunghole like you would'nt beleive.
When they were through withj him they through him back in the cell and the tribal leader went up to the last white man and asked

WHITE MAN DO YOU WANT DEATH OR BUNGA?

Now you can imagine this guy is really freakin by this point and tell's the leader:"Fuck this I'll take death!!"

As soon as he finished saying that the whole tribe clenched their fists and started jumping up and down chanting:

DEATH, DEATH BY BUNGA!!

Boy And Old Man Joke

One day theres this little boy walking down the street carrying a roll of ductape.

Theres this old man sitting on his front stoop that see's him and say's " Hey where are you going with that ductape?

The little boy replies: " Hey mister I'm going to catch me some ducks!!"

The old man replies: " You can't catch ducks with ductape!!"

About 1 hour goes by and the old man see's the little boy walking up the street with a ton of ducks.

The next week the littke boy is walking down the street with a roll of chicken wire.

The old man say's "Where are you going with that chicken wire?"

The little boy replied " Hey mister Im going to catch me some chickens!!"

The old man relpied " Boy, you can't catch chikens with chicken wire!!"

About 1 hour later the old man see's the little boy walking with ton's of chikens in his chicken wire.

The next week the old man see's the little boy walking with a handfull of pussywillows.

The old man say's " Hold on kid, let me get my hat"

Two Polish Guys Hunting Joke

Here's a little joke about 2 polish guys hunting. This is a clean joke.

One day there are these two polish guys hunting in some very dense forest. Their names are stash and stan.

As they hunt for many hours they get lost.

Stan: "Man, Stash what are going to do?"

Stash: "Don't worry Stan, I bought a subscription to Outdoor Hunters magazine and it said if you get lost in the forest all you need to do is fire your weapon and people can hear it for miles and will know your out here."

Stan: "That sounds great."

So Stan loads his weapon and fire's off a shot.

After about an hour goes by nothing has happened.

So Stan fires off another shot.

Still after over an hour nothing has happened.

By now stan is getting frantic but Stash reasures him telling him to fire anither shot.

Stan say's "O.K but I hope this one works, because I'm down to my last arrow.

Polish Joke

Here's a pretty old classic joke about a polish dad.

There's 3 guys talking and drinking beer in a garage, a Irish guy, a Italian guy and a polish guy.

The Irish guy say's "The other day I was in my daughter's room and looked under her mattress and found a bottle of whiskey. I never knew she drank"

The two other guy's shook their heads in understanding.

The Italian guy said" Yea I know what you mean, the other night I was cleaning up in my daughter's room when I looked under her mattress and found a pack of cigarettes. I never knew she smoked"

The other guy's shook their heads in understanding.

The polish guy replied" Oh yea listen to this. I was cleaning in my daughter's room last weekend and looked under her mattress an found a condom..I never knew she had a cock"

Superman Joke

One day superman is cruising around town and get's a little horney.

So he decides to take a fly down by the beach.

As he's cruising overhead he see's wonder women laying spread eagle naked on the beach.

He thinks to himself "man that looks good" so he shoots down faster then a speeding bullet and gets on top of her and  pumps 100 times in 10 seconds and flys off.

Wonder women sit's up and say's " What the hell just happened?

The invisible man says" I don't know, but my asshole sure hurts!!"

Priest Talks To Little Girl Joke

This joke is pretty harmless. For those of you who know me and my jokes this is way on the "holding back side" For those of you who don't know me I joke about everybody. I mean no offense, I just think in these trying times we all need a good laugh. Feel free to leave a comment and your own joke as I hope this site can brighten peoples day.



This priest is walking through the park on a beutiful sunny day. By the swing set he see's a little 5 year old girl sitting with her sweet little cocker spanial puppy.

The priest thinks to himself  'Wow isn't that a beautiful thing, a sweet little girl and her adorable little puppy'.

So he decides to go talk to her.

When he get's to her he asks " What's your name?"

The little girl replies " My name is Bloosom".

The priest replies " That is a beautiful name, do you mind me asking how you got that name?"

The little girl replies " When I was in my mommies tummy she was sitting in this exact spot trying to think of a name for me when she looked across the park and saw the flowers bloosoming."

The priest replied "That is a wonderful story"

At that moment the puppy started to wag his tail and jump on the priest.

The priest said "Wow he's an energentic little guy, what's his name?"

The little girl replies "His name is porky"

The priest says" Oh, let me guess, he likes to eat ham and bacon"

The little girl replies "No, He fuck's pigs"