This joke is pretty harmless. For those of you who know me and my jokes this is way on the "holding back side" For those of you who don't know me I joke about everybody. I mean no offense, I just think in these trying times we all need a good laugh. Feel free to leave a comment and your own joke as I hope this site can brighten peoples day.
This priest is walking through the park on a beutiful sunny day. By the swing set he see's a little 5 year old girl sitting with her sweet little cocker spanial puppy.
The priest thinks to himself 'Wow isn't that a beautiful thing, a sweet little girl and her adorable little puppy'.
So he decides to go talk to her.
When he get's to her he asks " What's your name?"
The little girl replies " My name is Bloosom".
The priest replies " That is a beautiful name, do you mind me asking how you got that name?"
The little girl replies " When I was in my mommies tummy she was sitting in this exact spot trying to think of a name for me when she looked across the park and saw the flowers bloosoming."
The priest replied "That is a wonderful story"
At that moment the puppy started to wag his tail and jump on the priest.
The priest said "Wow he's an energentic little guy, what's his name?"
The little girl replies "His name is porky"
The priest says" Oh, let me guess, he likes to eat ham and bacon"
The little girl replies "No, He fuck's pigs"
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