Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Bunga Joke

Here's a joke about 3 white explorers that get taken prisoner in the jungles of africa. I hope you like this joke.

There's these 3 white explorers looking for artifacts when they stumble upon a primative tribe. The tribe captures them and throws them all in a bamboo cell.

After about 1 hour the tribal leader comes up to the first white man and ask's:

WHITE MAN DO YOU WANT DEATH OR BUNGA?

The white decides really quick that he doesn't want to die and take's bunga.

So the tribe pulls him from his cell and butt fucks him brutally. When their done the tribal leader goes up to the second white man and ask's:

WHITE MAN DO YOU WANT DEATH OR BUNGA?

The second white is a little freaked out by what he just saw happen to his buddy, but he also decide's he doesn't want to die so he chooses bunga.

So the tribe pulls him from his cell and just opens his bunghole like you would'nt beleive.
When they were through withj him they through him back in the cell and the tribal leader went up to the last white man and asked

WHITE MAN DO YOU WANT DEATH OR BUNGA?

Now you can imagine this guy is really freakin by this point and tell's the leader:"Fuck this I'll take death!!"

As soon as he finished saying that the whole tribe clenched their fists and started jumping up and down chanting:

DEATH, DEATH BY BUNGA!!

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