Boy And Old Man Joke

One day theres this little boy walking down the street carrying a roll of ductape.

Theres this old man sitting on his front stoop that see's him and say's " Hey where are you going with that ductape?

The little boy replies: " Hey mister I'm going to catch me some ducks!!"

The old man replies: " You can't catch ducks with ductape!!"

About 1 hour goes by and the old man see's the little boy walking up the street with a ton of ducks.

The next week the littke boy is walking down the street with a roll of chicken wire.

The old man say's "Where are you going with that chicken wire?"

The little boy replied " Hey mister Im going to catch me some chickens!!"

The old man relpied " Boy, you can't catch chikens with chicken wire!!"

About 1 hour later the old man see's the little boy walking with ton's of chikens in his chicken wire.

The next week the old man see's the little boy walking with a handfull of pussywillows.

The old man say's " Hold on kid, let me get my hat"